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Joke of the Day
"What type of overalls did Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim......"
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"How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight? Just one with depression."
"Man gets his knob out at the supermarket Clerk sees it and says, ""You're in the wrong place, the locksmith's is next door."""
"Getting a woman: 1.Select the woman u like 2. Lick her face 3. She is now yours take her home HAHAHAHAHAHA I've been arrested 10 times"
"Whoever stole my copy of Office 365, I will find you You have my Word."
"yo mama so old Her first Christmas was the first Christmas"
"A small plane crashed into a cemetery... the forensics found no survivors. They have found 268 bodies by sunset. They will continue searching tomorrow morning..."
"The second rule of tautology club... is that the first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club."
"Horses are so negative in meetings.... They are such neigh-sayers."
"Last time I did drugs I dated an All-In-One Printer for 3 days, so no thank you."