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Joke of the Day
"What type of overalls did Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim......"
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"My favorite sex position is the Ronald Reagan cause i'll bang russia and break a wall did it suck?"
"I wish the GPS lady would periodically say things like ""Doin' great"" or ""Still going the right way, good job."""
"So a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar ""Ouch!"" they said"
"Tooth sale Two buck teeth for 1$ buck"
"People who talk at the cinemas really annoy me.. I can barely hear my phone over them!"
"An alcoholic goes to the doctor.. The doctor diagnoses the man and says ""You have alcohol poisoning."" The man replies, ""I am going to find and KILL the person who poisoned my drinks!"""
"This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting."
"I said to my neighbour Jamal... I said to my neighbour Jamal, ""You're like marmite, you know Jamal."" He replied, ""What? You love me or hate me?"" I replied, ""No, you're black and you fucking smell."""
"Why did Tomato turn red from embarrassment? Because it saw Salad dressing."