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Joke of the Day

"I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans? vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim."

"A new study shows dolphins have great memory. Memories include ""Swam in water"" and ""Ate""."

"[wipes brow] ""Finally finished YouTube."""

"The family pet is getting old so we're all pitching in and throwing the dog poop in the neighbors yard when she can't make it over there."

"How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder."

"My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with bodybuilding. I could feel the weight lifting from my shoulders."

"I'm allergic to bears. One bear bite and it's straight to the ER for me."

"How do we know the toothbrush was invented in west virginia? if it was invented anywhere else it would be the teethbrush idk how this got a dirty label"

"If I had a dollar for every time I was racially accepting I'd be as poor as a no good, dirty mexican."