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Joke of the Day
"Some people don't like telling the truth, others don't like hearing it."
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"Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost? I dunno, i just click submit"
"That moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, hit a lamp, and kill your dog."
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"I know you've been here. I can smell you, still taste you on my lips. I crave more, but it's over now. Also, you're a donut. And I ate you."