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Joke of the Day
"I recently saw a movie about nuts and bolts..... The plot was riveting!"
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"Tonight's Menu: Gourmet pork blend sausage with organic tomato reduction, served on warm split bread rolls. AKA: Hot dogs with ketchup."
"I think my friend might be gay... His dick tastes like shit."
"Yo momma so fat... ...she's the third rock from the sun!"
"what did the Fonz say after his first yoga class? namasteeeyyyy!"
"Where do Mexicans shop for books? Borders"
"Leave comments under the college videos on porn sites. Like, 'Kelly, you better be getting an A if you're fucking the professor. Love Mom'"
"Kid, if you don't know whether your Batman costume is pre or post reboot continuity, you don't deserve candy. Also, Batman doesn't cry."
"Joke from my childhood: What do you call a pig that losses its voice? Disgruntled"
"The Cincinnati zoo has honey bees, sweat bees, carpenter bees, bumble bees.... But no Harambe"