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Joke of the Day
"People who go jogging, you realise we have cars now, right?"
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"I don't know. ""Hairy ass"" makes me sound kinda edgy but ""fuzzy bum"" is more family friendly. It's a tough call. Resumes are tricky."
"A jewish kid asks his dad for $20 His dad replies: $10!?!... What do you need $5 for?"
"A man asked his wife what she wanted for Valentine's Day: Wife: ""A divorce."" Husband: ""I really wasn't planning on spending that much."""
"I found out how to make my penis 16 inches I Fold mine in half"
"So i brought home a piece of furniture last night... but it left in the morning without saying a word. It was one nightstand."
"You know its Monday when your left eye wont open and your right eye is twitching."
"An egg and a sausage are frying in a pan... An egg and a sausage are frying in a pan. The egg turns to the sausage and says, ""It's getting hot in here!"", and the sausage replies ""Wow! A talking egg!"""
"My friend just told me I don't know how to make jokes. That's shit because I once sent ten of my puns to an online contest. No, they didn't make it to the finals... No pun in ten did."
"Jokes What do you get when you cross a chicken and a bed"