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Joke of the Day

"People who go jogging, you realise we have cars now, right?"

"Two cannibals are having a chat... ""I've become a vegetarian you know."" ""But I just saw you eat that man!"" ""He was a Swede"""

"Instead of a blue or pink balloon for a gender reveal.. A piggy bank should be smashed revealing $1 for a boy or 78 cents for a girl."

"The bright side of getting attacked by a Cyclops is only having to use half the pepper spray."

"Men can't have multiple orgasms so having sex several times is hard Then soft, then hard, then soft"

"How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is."

"[NSFW] Do you know who is the best at brushing their teeth? Adult males because they have experience at grasping a firm rod and moving it back and forth in a rapid motion."

"fat girls with small boobs are the reason i have trust issues"

"One thing that watching cartoons have taught us. Gravity only works if you look down."

"Guess who's been sober for 10 months? Robin Williams."