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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you trust big cats? They are a bunch of lion cheetah pussies."
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"How do you feed a skyscraper? ""Here comes the aeroplane!"""
"How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million? Walk in with $2 Million."
"Did you hear about the underwater snooker player? He was a pool shark!"
"How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table? He says, ""Gourmet I be excused?"""
"Do You Want to Play a Game Buddy? http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/wanna-play-the-rape-game.jpg"
"Was just told to take my labor day decorations down. I guess a giant inflatable woman giving birth in your front yard is tacky or something."
"If you listen to a Miley Cyrus song backwards you can hear Satan refusing to have sex with her."
"Survey I asked 100 women what brand of shampoo they use while showering. 99 out of those 100 answered : ""How the fuck did you get in here you asshole!?!"""
"I carry one of those tiny Swiss Army knives with me at all times. You never know when you'll need a tiny blade to thwart an attacker."