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Joke of the Day

"What does a black guy wearing a fedora say to greet people? Sup m'niggas"

"MAMA DUCK, BABY DUCK Q: What did did the mother duck say to her duckling? A: ""If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."""

"When pinguins fly, you are probably drowning."

"What do soy products and a vibrator have in common? The both substitute meat"

"It's not called ""Laura the Explorer"" because if a little white girl gets lost in the woods, CNN shows up with the FBI."

"Photoshop is turning 25 years old this week. Actually, it's 35 but just looks 25."

"The fact that axe handles are made of wood is the ultimate ""fuck you"" to trees."

"What is the difference between picking your nose.... ...and fucking someone up the ass? When picking your nose, you hope something **will** be stuck to the end after you pull out!"

"Did you hear about the new PBR-flavored bagel spread ""Pabst schmear"""

"What do you call a chocolate moose? Dessert."