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Joke of the Day
"What does a black guy wearing a fedora say to greet people? Sup m'niggas"
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"Doctor: Describe your headache. Me: She's about 5'8"", blonde, and the mother of my children."
"What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink? a milkshake"
"wife: ""you promised you wouldnt buy anything stupid with our lottery winnings"" me: [covering penguin's ears] ""he can hear you linda"""
"Van Halen on tour in 2012! I doubt the Mayans realized they'd be up against ""Drop Dead Legs"" when they predicted the end of the world."
"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single ,,,,kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"
"A duck was about to cross the road when a chicken said.. ""dont do it man, you will never hear the end of it"""
"A joke my Google pixel told me Two fish are in a tank and one says to another,""how do you drive this thing"""
"What kind of boxes do gay boxes like? Male Boxes."
"Why are they rioting in Ferguson? Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done."