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Joke of the Day
"How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million? Walk in with $2 Million."
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"What do you call an Asian woman with a white boyfriend? A sex slave."
"What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings? Jihad a chance, and you blew it."
"Not sure if the bulb for my check engine light finally burned itself out or if my car magically fixed itself, but I'm going with the latter"
"Thin eyeliner today. *left one goes fatter *right one goes fatter *left one goes fatter *right one goes fatter *covers entire face."
"I need to go Wal-Mart but I don't wear pajamas, I'm not a NASCAR fan and I'm not fat. This is what I call a conundrum."
"[ORIGINAL] What's a priest's favorite cheese? Swiss. It's holey."
"COW: I'm constipated DR DOG: when was ur last bowel moooo-vement lol C: ur doing puns right now? DD: gonna milk this for all its worth lmao"
"What's Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill? Walking Jk, rolling"
"Thought of this joke in a dream. What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate? ""Bro, do you even shift?"""