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Joke of the Day
"How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million? Walk in with $2 Million."
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"""Give it to me,""She begged. ""I'm so wet! Give it to me now!"" She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella."
"When you go to a cannibal restaurant, always bring a friend to have for dinner."
"What do you call a self absorbed lobster? A little shellfish! I'll^see^myself^out..."
"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy"
"Good news! Doctor: I have a really good news for you Mrs Johnson Woman: Well, my name is Ms Johnson Doctor: In that case, I have a really bad news for you Ms Johnson!"
"I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid."
"My parents wanted to name me Odysseus because I, too, broke through the Trojan wall."
"Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures? Cause they don't use a filter."
"How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch? He's the one with the clean finger."