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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken soup cross the road? Because it was down hill!"
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"Getting a text message from your ex is like getting a message from Satan on an Ouija board."
"I'm addicted to prescription glasses - Jay London"
"What do you get when cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"
"Hate to brag, but a cute fireman gave me his number today. It's only 3 digits & he said it's only for emergencies, but I know what he meant"
"How do u get a pool table to laugh? tickle its balls."
"I ate five cans of alphabet soup..... I had the biggest vowel movement of my life."
"So earlier I held the door for an Asian guy... He said ""Sank you"" ...so I punched him. I couldn't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that."
"The glass ceiling is dangerous. I can't believe they'd let a woman up there. (Credit to Raising Hope)"
"What bring a dead duck back to life? A dead bullfrog."