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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy that threw away a duck? He got down in the dumps."
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"When I listen to Nirvana I want to blow my head off with the nearest shotgun."
"*loads dryer* Fitted Sheet: HE'S BURNING US ALIVE! COME, SHIRT! COME, PANTS! HOP IN MY BOSOM AND I WILL FORM A PROTECTIVE BALL OF MOISTURE!"
"Yo Momma so Fat When she met Stevie Wonder backstage. He was like ""Who brought a goddamned bouncy castle in here!"""
"Did you hear about the new bolt the apple company made? The eye bolt"
"I believe I can flyyy. I believe I can touch the skyyy. I believe I was mistaaaken. I believe I'm faaalling. I believe I'm gonna diiiie."
"*Lexus dealership* Sales person: if you buy a new Lexus we will make the first months payment Me: so who makes the other 59 payments?"
"OK then - how 'bout this Roof joke? What's the new term for ""almost completely racist""? 180 Roof"
"Some people may call me an agnostic but I'm a God-fearing man -- afraid she might exist"
"Monday is one of my favourite days of the week--my 7th favourite."