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Joke of the Day

"Hey, Sean Bean, it's either pronounced Shaun Baun or Seen Bean. You can't have it both ways."

"What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust"

"What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand? Sinko de mayo"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri? Porcupines have pricks on the outside."

"I have the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the Baltimore Zoo."

"Interviewer: Nice, a 4.0. Straight A's! Me: No, blood alcohol content."

"I thought i ran away from the Tomatoes I really didn't think they would ketchup."

"What's red and not there? No tomatoes."

"How do you get an art major off your porch? Pay for the pizza"

"To err is human... To admit it is not."