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Joke of the Day

"You know what Victoria's Secret is.. Over charging you for a tiny piece of fabric that can be pushed aside by a tongue."

"Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children? Because his nuts were in his neck!"

"*wife and I start having an argument in a crowded restaurant* *she storms out upset* *I follow* Outside: ""DINE AND DASH SUCCESS!"" *high 5*"

"How come Star Trek fans never grow out of it? They always just Klingon to it"

"What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi"

"What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall? An erection"

"Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry miss I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret."

"I stayed up all night waiting for the sun to rise then it dawned on me"

"Ever read a classic novel that really moves you? I feel that way about cheesecake."

"Today, my girlfriend said she's dumping me for some geometric drawings Figures."