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Joke of the Day

"Give a man some punch and he'll drink for a day. Teach a man to punch and he'll smash your face in for using this joke format again."

"Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element."

"What's the hardest part about being a gay, black police officer? The discrimination."

"I have friends who do charity work for U2. They're pro Bono."

"Life is NOT a box of chocolates When the box of chocolates end, you get upset..."

"So I flushed my extra viagra down the toilet... I haven't been able to close the lid in weeks."

"Autocorrect is a great feature... but it can also be your worst enema."

"When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky? When it's raining Datsun cogs."

"How do you spell candy with two letters? C and Y"

"The key to a healthy sex life... ...also opens the back door."