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Joke of the Day

"You're supposed to exercise so that you can live longer but if you have to exercise all the time do you really want to live longer?"

"Forget solar and wind, America should figure out a way to power itself on internet backlash and mock outrage."

"I'm told I sleep like a baby. ... I wake up crying every few hours"

"My friend turned up to my costume party dressed as an abacus. I knew I could count on him."

"My dad just asked me if Nicki Minaj is claymation. Didn't have an answer."

"What does a horny toad say? Rubbit"

"My favourite thing about Pedophilia jokes... Is that they never get old!"

"I really hope the word ""sodomized"" doesn't appear in my autopsy report."

"Remember, he who laughs last is the idiot who took forever to get it."

"Have you ever had sex in the forest? It's fucking in tents."