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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that? What? DID YOU HEAR THAT? NOT ""WHAT?""..WHAT!? What? *axe murderer kills both*"
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"""You've got this,"" I say to myself every time I look up something on WebMD."
"What do you call a retired professional swimmer? Washed up."
"If babies named Todd don't call themselves ""The Toddler"" then what's the point of having a douchebag baby name like Todd?"
"Finding Nemo (2003) A father is criticized for being overprotective after his wife & kids are murdered & his only surviving son is kidnapped"
"What do you call a robot dressed in drag? A transition metal."
"""Look slightly worried."" - picture advice from The Singer/Songwriter's Handbook"
"I want to be a brick layer, I'm shittin bricks left and right.haha"
"Did you hear about the new tractor movie? I heard it has a good trailer."
"having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house"