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Joke of the Day

"Congratulations to our winner, Todd, who correctly guessed there were ""hella jellybeans"" in the jar."

"I've noticed the less open-minded someone is, the more open-mouthed they tend to be."

"I wished I loved anything as much as my wife loves inspecting the pots and pans I wash by hand."

"""Grampa, how did you support gay marriage? Did you march like civil rights ppl?"" ""No. Marching's hard. I tweeted about it."""

"What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes? Slow Natives"

"What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !"

"THIS JUST IN!!!!! Corduroy pillows are making headlines........."

"When was pasta introduced to the Middle East? when someone fed a genie alfredo"

"[paddling along the amazon silently in a kayak] wife: ""it's so beautiful"" me: ""can you believe they named this after a website?"""

"Gillette researchers are really the best They got some cutting edge technology"