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Joke of the Day
"You say lasagna. I say spaghetti cake. Because my 3 year old won't eat lasagna."
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"I don't drink Kool-Aid because I am worried about excessive property damage."
"Justice In China."
"If someone is spitting behind you, it means you're in front."
"Check up time. I've just been for my 6 month check up and everything seem to be going well until he slipped his finger in to check my prostate. I will not be using that dental practise again."
"Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs? King Two-ton-khamen."
"What's the strongest muscle on a pig? The hamstring."
"Doctor Doctor I can't stop singing Delilah Oh that sounds like Tom Jones syndrome Is it common It's not unusual."
"I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who Walked a thousand miles To throw up on your door"
"You know what the best part about having sex with twenty three year olds is? There are twenty of them."