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Joke of the Day

"I wish just once in one of those ""What's in her bag"" magazine spreads they actually showed tampons and cocaine."

"The original Latin name for Monday was Thisshitagain. #littleknownfacts #alsonottrue"

"How do you call Niggeria leaving EU? blackout"

"A man walks into a zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzhu."

"Why do old people read the bible so much? cramming for finals"

"What do toilet paper and The Star Trek Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons."

"My dad just asked me if Nicki Minaj is claymation. Didn't have an answer."

"When I said I got a little action last night, I was referring to bed bugs."

"Why did Abe Lincoln and Stephen Douglas get thrown out of the church? Because they were caught mass debating in the bathroom."

"ME: genie, i wish i was dead GENIE: [makes me dead then brings me back to life] ok u have two wishes left ME: i dont think u understood"