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Joke of the Day

"The original Latin name for Monday was Thisshitagain. #littleknownfacts #alsonottrue"

"I had no internet or cable last night and I was left with my thoughts. I guess that's why the pioneers usually died so young."

"If I have written a tweet similar to yours, I apologize for your lack of depth and vision."

"Bukkake is like buses You wait ages for one to come, and then they all come at once."

"I get all my cardio from sex.... That's why I'm so fat."

"If you're having girl probs, I don't feel bad for you, son/ I've got ninety-nine traits but empathy ain't one"

"Why does my son Richard like playing in the mud? Because he then becomes filthy Rich."

"A man went to a fish and chip lunch organised by the local monastery... He strolls up to one guy serving, and with a big grin, asks ""Are you the fish friar?"" The guy responds ""No, I'm the chip monk!"""

"Spider-Man is my favorite superhero whose name is made up of 2 things that scare the shit out of me."

"A pho restaurant that doesn't close is a twenty pho seven."