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Joke of the Day
"When I said I got a little action last night, I was referring to bed bugs."
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"Dropping the bass So my friend tells me she respects people who play the bass. I reply with the following: ""the only bass I like is the base that drops."" Tell me Reddit, tell me I'm hilarious."
"What are the effects of biggest brainwashing book in human history? i dont know...try asking the suicide bombers"
"As my mother-in-law and I fight to the death for her son's love, I sometimes think to myself, ""This may be the worst prize ever."""
"DID YOU KNOW? I am superior to all human beings -- except people."
"I don't like the idea of having to go on in a world where good people like Robin Williams is no longer with us, but Justin Beiber is still alive and well."
"PSA: If you've got an Islamic dog... Muslim"
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, and he'll eat for the rest of his life."
"how do you hide from hitler? Standstill.... he can nazi."
"A man walks up to the counter at the airport. ""Can I help you?"" asks the agent. ""I want a round trip ticket"" says the man. ""Where to?"" asks the agent. ""Right back to here."""