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Joke of the Day

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. This is always funny because it never grows old"

"My Local Pizza Place Just Folded Now they serve Calzones."

"I invented a new word It's called plagiarism"

"What does my penis have in common with JP Morgan Chase and Bank of America? They are all too Big To Fail."

"A giraffe walks into a bar and happily announces, ""A round of drinks for everybody!"" ... ""The highballs are on me!"""

"Cookie. I would give you a cookie, but I took a byte out of it."

"sorry for my absence, i've been hiding inside my head"

"What is it called when you butt dial from your front pocket? A cockadial"

"How did Peter Parker know Mary Jane was cheating on him? He spied her man."

"I like my women like I like my coffee I don't like coffee."