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Joke of the Day
"How did Peter Parker know Mary Jane was cheating on him? He spied her man."
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"Cant' believe my horse came first yesterday!!' Dad, how many times have I told you i'm not interested in your's and Camilla's bedroom antics!'"
"Happy 12th birthday to Google. Only one year left to use it, dears! When it becomes a teenager, it won't answer anything."
"In honor of the Million Muslim March... What do you get when you add a million lesbians to the Million Man March? Two million people that don't do dick."
"A blonde walks into a bar"
"What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !"
"[planning heist] LEADER: we can kill the alarm, but how do we get through the concrete wall? *everyone turns to look at the kool-aid man*"
"I landed a really nice job at the local sperm bank But was soon after let go for drinking on the job."
"Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash"
"A pop up blocker for coworkers who send you an email and immediately show up at your desk to ask if you got their email."