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Joke of the Day

"My Local Pizza Place Just Folded Now they serve Calzones."

"Did you know that Helen Keller lived in a huge mansion? Neither did she"

"Mommy! The boys at school pay me to climb trees! ""Honey, they only want you to do that so they can see your panties!"" Yeah, I know, that's why I take them off."

"I got fired from my job as a jihadist. They told me to blow up a bus, and I burnt my lips on the exaust pipe."

"Help! Has anybody seen a little boy with a corndog? Stranger: He's over there! Oh thank God! [steals little boy's corndog and runs away]"

"Lip Balm To My Wife Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She's still not talking to me."

"What's an Australian Kiss? A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*"

"I only wash my hands when other dudes are in the bathroom."

"Yo Mama's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute."

"What do you call a police officer who has just finished masturbating? Pulled pork!"