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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian bail."
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"Best part about marriage? NO MORE CONDOMS!!! Worst part about marriage? No more sex."
"Why are Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse having a divorce? Because Minnie is fucking Goofy"
"cop joke He got pulled over by a cop. Cop:""I've been waiting all day to catch someone like you."" Boy:""I know sir, I got here as fast as I could."""
"Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door."
"An Irish man walks past a bar..."
"What do you call a tick on the moon? A lunatic"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur. Licktalottapuss."
"My parents were shot and killed in an alley feelsbatman"
"Thor isn't able to stay in hiding long He's not a very loki guy (yeah, still a bit iffy on the wording)"