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Joke of the Day

"Thor isn't able to stay in hiding long He's not a very loki guy (yeah, still a bit iffy on the wording)"

"Day 19, I have successfully conditioned my master to smile and write in his book every time I drool.- Pavlov's Dog"

"A fellow peon told me he loved kids, you can't beat them i said you can but it's generally frowned upon."

"A boob job sounds like the best job in the world."

"Why did Adolf Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill."

"A boy said to his father one day, ""Dad, when I grow up I want to be a musician."" His father responded, ""I'm sorry, son, you can't have it both ways."""

"Unraveling iPod earbuds in less than 10 minutes qualifies you to perform surgery in most 3rd world countries."

"A boss at a workplace says to his secretary, ""File this report, please.""""You file it, sir,"" the secretary replies. ""I'm a secretary, not a woodworker."""

"What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish"

"What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians? A *sir-conference*"