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Joke of the Day
"Why are Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse having a divorce? Because Minnie is fucking Goofy"
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"Why can you trust a musician? Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss."
"What's the difference between a straight man's moustache and a gay man's moustache? The smell."
"If I'd been around in France when Marie Antoinette said ""let them eat cake,"" I would've been like ""wait a minute, let's hear this lady out."""
"I was going to make a gay joke... Butt, fuck it."
"What do you call a bear that will fuck anything? Bi Polar"
"Because of Twitter, people use words like Twitterverse, Tweeple, and Twitcide. Which makes me want to twoot myself in the face."
"What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink? A communist party"
"Chuck Norris does not ""style"" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror."
"Under communism, every man has what he needs. That's why the butcher puts a sign up that says: *""nobody needs meat today.""*"