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Joke of the Day
"The Bible is subtitled ""Shit My God Says""."
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"Did you hear about the gay guy who got in a car accident? Some dick rear-ended him."
"A feminist asked me what my view was on lesbians I answered 1080p"
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"Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car? She got tired of all that Cruise control."
"New Year's Resolution 2016p"
"Not everything Donald Trump says is stupid. The Chinese built a wall 2,000 years ago - and they still don't have any Mexicans!"
"What do Leonardo DiCaprio & anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common? Their odds of winning are the same"
"What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto? Worcestershire"
"what type of beer does a hemorrhoid enjoy? pilesner"