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Joke of the Day
"The Bible is subtitled ""Shit My God Says""."
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"Billion Dollar Idea: Child-Cancelling Headphones"
"Old people. Old people at weddings always poke me and say ""you're next"". So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
"Remember to make short sighted assumptions and rash decisions with almost no information today."
"[Request] Jokes about the Eurozone crisis, Greek debt etc Anyone got any good ones?"
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog? Dr.Dre"
"Have you heard about the new restaurant on Mars? The atmosphere was ok, but the place looked a bit rusty."
"My favorite mixed drink is the M. Night Shyamalan. It's nothing with a twist."
"What does it take to reunite the Beatles? 2 more bullets"
"What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls"