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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about how James Bond slept through an earthquake? He was shaken, not stirred."
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"My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized"
"What do you call it when Gandhi starts a food fight? Naan violence"
"I'll tell you what i know about dwarves Very little. Its okay, i can say that. They look up to me."
"An April fools joke Gotcha April fools"
"You attract more men when you smell like butter, sauteed ham and onions than any expensive perfume."
"I just cut my mouth on a potato chip. People in third world countries are so lucky they don't have to worry about this happening to them."
"Rip off What do you call a cheap circumcision? Look at title"
"What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common? They both fight against Tartars."
"Father's Day is the day my wife gets on all fours and lets me do ANYTHING I want to her. I usually lay back and use her as an ottoman."