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Joke of the Day

"Starbucks and Hooters should merge. Can you imagine ordering a Double D Latte? Everything you need in a cup or two."

"I don't understand how God can have Ten Commandments for the whole world, and my wife can have 152 just for our house."

"Never murder a death metal singer slowly... They always let out blaring death growls."

"""I'm so sorry"" and ""my bad"" can be used interchangeably Except at funerals."

"Did you hear the one with the baby that had AIDS? Never gets old."

"My wife, girlfriend, and slampiece walk into a bar I'm pretty glad I'm not there right now."

"How do you keep someone from hearing the punchline of a joke?"

"What do a Boston Marathon runner and Hitler have in common? Neither can finish a race."

"The How I Met Your Mother series will end tonight & everyone is thinking the same thing...if only it were The Big Bang Theory instead."

"What does Matthew Shephard hate more than being raped, having AIDS, and being pistol whipped? Camping."