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Joke of the Day

"Starbucks and Hooters should merge. Can you imagine ordering a Double D Latte? Everything you need in a cup or two."

"Statistics are like a bikini What it reveals is suggestive, but what it conceals is essential."

"What's the Riddler's favourite beverage? Obscuri-tea."

"If Africa had more mosquito nets... ...we'd save millions of mosquitos from dying of Aids each year"

"*Looking in the mirror* Fix hair. Check teeth. Fix hair. Check butt. Fix hair. Side check. Suck in. Side check. Fix hair. *Sighs* walks..."

"Barbie comes with GI Joe She only fakes it with Ken. Saw plenty of pregnant Barbie jokes in this sub-reddit, but not this one."

"Did you hear about the ex-porn star who got fired from the gas station? Every time he got close to filling the tank, he'd pull the nozzle out and spray gasoline all over the car."

"What is the internal temperature of a taun taun? Luke warm!"

"What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four."

"An unofficial source at the USDOT just informed me that Yesterday was he most car-accident free day in US recorded history"