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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between my dick and my life? Life is harder."
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"British jokes aren't funny anymore. They lack hEUmour."
"`That cut looks bad. You should go to the hospital for stitches. ""Nah."" ""Fine, suture self."""
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice!"
"There was a time when I was thin. Sure I was six years old, but I'm confident I can get back in those clothes."
"I told my son about the birds and the bees... He told me about my wife and the mail man. I get no respect"
"Ninety two percent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils."
"doctor: here's your x-ray me: ew I look ugly in this one delete it take another"
"Him: Where'd you get that black eye? Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too..."
"What's colorless and smells sweet? Chloroform SHHHH.."