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Joke of the Day
"British jokes aren't funny anymore. They lack hEUmour."
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"MY NECK. MY BACK. MY PJ'S AND MY SNACK."
"Where do you find the Bible in a library? ""Fiction""."
"Blonde joke Two blondes walk into a bar, the third one ducked."
"If I check out your blog, what will you do for me? Love me? Ok fine, but you're telling my mom we're going out."
"*sees a car with a ""how am i driving"" bumper sticker* *calls the phone number* ME: buddy i think it's with a steering wheel"
"Jesus saves... ...everyone else takes full damage."
"There's only one correct response when a girl says ""I have a tattoo of a midget on my boob"" ""They prefer to be called 'little people'""."
"What did all the creepy people do before the Internet?"
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing... Unless you're talking to someone at a funeral. Dimitri Martin"