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Joke of the Day

"I've been constipated for four days I'm getting real tired of this shit."

"I was dancing with a girl in a nightclub. ""What are we going to do after this?"" I asked her. She said, ""How does sex sound?"" I said, ""Soggy."""

"What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin."

"What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet"

"If your cat is your ""child,"" I bet its ""grandparents"" are ""sad"""

"The location of a pimple on your body is directly correlated to how much your body hates you."

"Got fat from going to auctions every day. yep, it's more bid obesity!!!"

"Q: Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff? A: Because it had no guts."

"Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill."

"knock knock jokes Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no-bell prize."