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Joke of the Day
"I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas. It's not her main present, just a stocking filler"
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"If quizes are quizical, what are tests? Testical!"
"Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !"
"Why was the bald king so sad? Because he had no heir."
"I once paid to see a man eating chicken one hour and three buckets of KFC later i realized what i paid for."
"in hindsight, ms. frizzle taking a bus of children inside of an unsuspecting person was not ok. one of those rascals peed in his body."
"Christian Mingle: God has hidden a spouse for you on our website. Pay us $30 and see if you can find them."
"What does John Cougar Mellencamp get if he eats too much cantaloupe before he goes swimming? A melon-cramp."
"Q: What lives in the sea and yells? A: A clam shouter."