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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about kids? Making them!!!"
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"R.I.P to my good friend Brian Eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies."
"A dragonfly just landed on my face an I reacted the same way I'd react if an actual dragon had landed on my face."
"""Eat shit and die!"" -- Fly teaching his son about life"
"No one loves their kids equally. I use a curve system."
"Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup' said one to the other. 'Yes!' agreed the first. 'But U'm going to miss her terribly.'"
"The first rule of elevator club is don't talk to other members of elevator club."
"What Reddit taught me... If I'm doing that too much, I should do it again after 51 seconds."
"My co-worker said he's bleeding out of his ear. ""That time of the month?"" I replied. He's not amused."
"I can't have kids CUZ the second they disrespect me hooomaaagaww I would throw a child out a window"