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Joke of the Day
"Probably the worst Rule ever is Ja."
Next Joke
"What's Scrooge's favourite food? A humbug'er."
"Excuse me waiter, I didn't ask for dessert. I asked for DESERT. Now get me a bowl of sand and a baby camel."
"It was the busta rhymes, it was the worsta rhymes"
"Bad: I saw my girlfriend's name and number on a couple of men's bathroom walls.. Worse: It was in her handwriting..."
"When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats. This is known as the many paws."
"Our baby's new nickname is Assad... ..because he keeps assaulting us with gas that is definitely in violation of the Chemical Weapons Convention."
"Rental fleet car is like a prostitute, own car is like a wife Never marry a prostitute."
"I don't understand the big deal about same sex marriage Ask any married couple, they'll tell you the sex has been the same for years"
"My mate Gav overdosed on heart burn tablets I cant believe Gav is gone."