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Joke of the Day
"My best friend is so white she pays for her kid's school lunches."
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"Mike Tyson caught experimenting with Methamphetamines... He exclaims, ""I was just mething around!"""
"""A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer ."""
"RIP evaporated water.... ...You will be mist"
"Did you hear about the guy who used the door knocker? He won a no bell prize. I'm sorry if this is a repost. I searched but couldn't find anything close."
"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack, quack."""