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Joke of the Day
"Who do you call a stupid whore? Your mother, that is who i call a stupid whore"
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"You know the difference between a chick pea and a garbonzo bean? Nobody will pay to watch a garbonzo bean"
"Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread."
"What do you call a guy who is in color guard? A flaggot"
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"Stormtrooper 1: You ever think that maybe we're with the bad guys? Stormtrooper 2: Nah, lets just head back to the Death St... to the ship."
"Why are hemorrhoid and diarrhea so hard to spell? Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already."
"What did the lesbian vampire say to her lover? See you next month"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off!"