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Joke of the Day

"[Bank robbery] *Other robbers jump into getaway van* ""DRIVE! DRIVE! DRIVE!"" ""Okie dokie."" * Starts to adjust mirrors*"

"Life is scary At least the salary is funny"

"I wanted to be an investment banker when I grew up Then I lost interest."

"Irishman walks in to a bar HAHA! Get it? It is funny because it implies the Irishman left the bar before to be able to walk back in!"

"This girl said she could see a bulge in my swim shorts and I was flattered. I looked down at my crotch and she said, ""The other side."""

"Former police officers are offering their services to appear in court for you. It's a form of copper recycling."

"Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves."

"Me : It's over & nothing you say will make me change my mind Him : 'I just ordered a large thin crust' Me : Be there in 10 min"

"Why are atheists poor? because its a non-prophet organisation."

"I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner."