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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the logical skunk? It made sense."
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"What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea? I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth."
"Why are midgets so skinny? Because they eat h*elf*ally"
"What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week? Constable"
"[meeting at round table] ""King Arthur, if I may?"" ""Go ahead."" ""Castles but bouncier."" ""Bouncy castles?"" ""But you gotta take your shoes off."""
"Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO? Because they're always bunny-hopping."
"Do bakers get depressed...? Or do they just experience extreme self-loaving?"
"You show me your boobs and I'll show you my tattoo... Tit for Tat"
"I just ate a family... ...sized kraft Mac n cheese and now I'm too full to get drunk by myself tonight."
"Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident? He let God take the wheel Edit: *Jesus.* He let *Jesus* take the wheel"