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Joke of the Day
"Some of your behaviour is completely embarrassing but highly entertaining. Carry on."
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"Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock."
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"Have you ever seen the house Ray Charles lived in? Neither did he."
"Spent 15 damn minutes looking for my phone in the car last night while using my phone as a light, yup that high.."
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"I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely... ...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone."
"You so ugly on Halloween someone said scary costume."
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"They say money talks, but mine barely gets a chance to introduce itself before it's gone."