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Joke of the Day

"Wife Wanted A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds ""Wife Wanted"". The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading: ""You can have mine"

"Give me the best quality TV commercial I can get for $47! -Attorneys"

"After you're done looking for true love on Twitter, you should go ride a unicorn around Atlantis, then eat some heart-healthy ice cream."

"They told him: your girlfriend is cheating on you.. He wiped away his tears & asked : Which one ?"

"You're Like The End Of The Bread... Everybody touches you, but nobody wants you."

"My experience with organized crime was getting two friends to help me tip a vending machine while I reached up inside for chips."

"Just watched the documentary FOOD, INC. And I'm absolutely disgusted. From now on, I'm only having sex with organic chickens."

"Why do Jews try avoiding Jewpiter? Because its a gas planet! Its also why Hitlers gas bills were so high. *i intentionally said Jewpiter instead of Jupiter*"

"Why did the blind Jew hate driving in Germany? When it came to speed bumps, he did nazi them coming"

"What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes? I'm a big fan."