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Joke of the Day
"I'm always right about things... Could you say I have a correctile dysfunction?"
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"Reporter: so what is it like being in Maroon 5 when you're not Adam Levine, um Mr. Uh- *quickly googles for his name but google has no idea*"
"Why do feminists hate the portrayal of women in the media? Because only men can be seXY."
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny Farts"
"How do you fix a woman's watch? - It doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven."
"Want to hear a great joke? Well then fuck you because I'm typing off a keyboard."
"I just lifted a couch to retrieve a Skittle that fell underneath it, so I get you Moms that lift cars to rescue children, I get you."
"I hate my new Haircut!! ... But it'll grow on me =D Do you get it?"
"A dad asks 4-year-old son: ""How'd you sleep last night?"" Son says: ""umm... With my eyes closed?"" Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl."
"50 cent filed for bankruptcy he only had 50 cents"