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Joke of the Day
"What has a bottom at its top? My life ( ._.)"
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"An 18 y/o boy getting a BJ from and 80 y/o woman and a tightrope walker have the same thought...What is it? Don't look down! My Dad broke this one out this morning thought I would share."
"Why cant witches get pregnant? Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)"
"""Ok, hear me out. What if we gave people enough for three fries?"" -guy who invented ketchup packets"
"Q: Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? A: Because it was all in vein."
"What do you call a Jewish feline? A yama-cat"
"You can be anyone you want on twitter, so I'm a little surprised so many guys chose ""creepy weird dude."""
"What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire."
"This is ridiculous: ""www"" contains THREE TIMES more syllables than the phrase it is 'short' for, ""world wide web."""
"I used to work at a french fry stand I was way over quali**fried**"