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Joke of the Day

"This is ridiculous: ""www"" contains THREE TIMES more syllables than the phrase it is 'short' for, ""world wide web."""

"Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp."

"What did the clock say when he was finished having sex? The time has come."

"Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes? Because they're paid to."

"I read an article about how much college will cost in 20 years so I'm scraping some paint chips off the house for my daughter to snack on."

"[Paranormal Investigator shows up at Disney World] Ok, show me this so-called ""haunted mansion"""

"I got an email from a prince in Africa saying I inherited 100,000 dollars. But my computer just says i got a virus... I hope it's not Ebola"

"My I.Q. goes from 125 to about 14 when there's a hot girl around."

"I'm gonna be so pissed if I die in the middle of an argument I'm about to win."

"What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified? (OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)"