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Joke of the Day

"This is ridiculous: ""www"" contains THREE TIMES more syllables than the phrase it is 'short' for, ""world wide web."""

"Just saw the first duckface of Spring."

"I'm going to go against the Circlejerk here and say that I am really starting to like Mayweather It's really starting to Warmup, without getting Overlyhot as it does during Midsummer."

"What did the bee say to the flower ? Hello honey !"

"Kids should think twice about threatening to run away from home. It only fills their parents with false hope."

"[answering machine] ""Hi Mom, leave a message"""

"Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina? Because droids can't get service."

"Patriot - n. someone who wears a flag pin while moving a corporation overseas to avoid taxes"

"How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish."

"Politically Correct Chiggers Chegreos."