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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire."

"LPT: When weightlifting, always have a friend videotape it. Because the camera always adds 10 pounds."

"A Sexist Joke: Why are women bad at parking? Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long ""8"" inches *really* is."

"I love the smell of relapse in the morning"

"What do you call someone who impersonates a lousy mom? Bad mother faker."

"What if Steven hawking is the real slim shady We'll never know because he can't stand up"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chloe ! Chloe who ? Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !"

"I always think the same thing when I find a Zubat and when I meet a stuck-up woman... I'm not wasting my balls on that!"

"Steve Irwin lived like he died... ...with animals in his heart."

"Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken"