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Joke of the Day

"One of my employees took 6 months off work to get in touch with his inner child... ... he came crawling back"

"How do you know your sister's on her period? Your dad's cock tastes like blood."

"Birth certificates need a popup dialog box: ""Are you SURE you want to spell your kid's name that way?"""

"How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer? It's not there."

"What's the best part about a redneck family fight? The makeup sex"

"What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar? Buck teeth!"

"If you arrive home, it's not a holiday, and your driveway is full of family member's cars, keep going.......It's an intervention"

"Feed a fish to a man, and you have fed him for a day. Feed a man to a fish, and you have appeased Dagon. You have done well. we crawl we rise"

"Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!"

"There is a special place for people who leave long voicemails, but until the ground thaws, they stay in the freezer."