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Joke of the Day

"Today i went to starbucks I got in and ordered a large coffee with milk, and the dude looked at me like i was a lunatic"

"Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? *sobbing* - You said you'd never forget."

"Sorry I said ""What is it?"" when you showed me your baby."

"A red piller, an MRA, and a gamergator walks into a bar The bartender asks him to leave because bars are 21+ Credit: /u/reese_ridley"

"What do you call the fruit of Islam? Quran-berries"

"noah's google search history: ""wat is arc"" ""why would god want circle segment"" ""arc or ark"" ""how many animals"" ""5,000,000 x 2"" ""is god real"""

"What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion? A bow T.I.E."

"This joke is an oxymoron it's unfunny."

"When/If Scotland becomes independent, what will the national currency be called? Doesn't matter, you won't be able to pry it out of the cheap bastards' hands anyway."

"""Mayo"" is also an abbreviation for ""mayonnaise!"" Copyright 2010 Everyone on the Internet"