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Joke of the Day
"Scientist found out... once shown the exit."
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"Why do ducks have flat webbed feet? To stomp out forest fires."
"Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there's no body there!"
"Neighbour mowed his lawn at 6am... Logic dictates that I should get drunk in the backyard tonight and try to learn to play the didgeridoo."
"My sister got upset that I washed our puppy with my own, human shampoo. I reassured her it had already been tested on dogs."
"The man who went to the bar with a gun. A man comes in a bar with a gun in his hands and yells ""Who the hell fucked my wife!?"", a voice at the back says ""you don't have enough bullets, mate!"""
"What's the difference between ten dead hookers and the stuff in my basement? Nothing."
"Every few weeks I login to Facebook, update my birthday to the current day, and those idiots wish me happy birthday every time."
"There hasn't really been any natural disasters lately Even the mudslides have gone downhill."
"If she asks you to be in an open relationship, tell her to walk out that open door. She's a slut."