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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a German Barber? Herr Cut."
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"What social movement were nazis really into? Aryan Reichts"
"I stayed up all night long to see where the sun went... ...then it dawned on me."
"Read about a 60 yr old woman wanting to swim from Florida to Cuba & felt inspired & wanted to help so I emailed her a picture of a boat"
"What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie."
"What's the definition of a Parapet? Pet parrot kept by parachutist!"
"COMPUTER: HINT: name of best friend ME: Jen C: Jen sounds nice M: Wh-what? C: Is Jen single? M: Uh... C: Answer the question. Is Jen single?"
"*hits bong* *abuses bong* *bong calls bong protection agency* *bong custody taken* *bong put in foster home* *bong misses old life*"
"She changed her mind .. Hope the new one works !! ~TF"
"My bike is getting old. I had to retire it."