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Joke of the Day

"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Not much. It just gave a little whine."

"she loves me [takes bite of hotdog] she loves me not [takes another bite of hotdog]"

"I haven't slept for ten days because that would be too long."

"I need help, my wife was killed in a hit and run.. Why would someone drive through the kitchen?"

"My girlfriend said we can have sex on days that start wit ""T""... ...Tomorrow."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was going to... Al's Toybarn!"

"Boss: I suspect one of you is dead [Everyone looks at me, except for Paul, who is not moving at all]"

"[DEATH ROW] WARDEN: Last meal? CON: Just a glass of lemonade please *Drinks lemonade/Burps* WARDEN: Pardon [CON WALKS FREE]"

"What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet? Reddish."

"I am not a gay man.. And neither is my husband !"